OHOP: Ohio House of Pancakes

Really, it is the Ohio House of Pancake Mix. OHOPM. My people were at a party with Zelda. I had a little party of my own. Enjoy the splendor of my mess.

 

 
 

Hair Issues

 
 

I am proud of my beautiful black coat. I shimmer and shine in the sunlight.

The problems all started when I learned that my ma wanted to die her hair black. I am the only person in this house with black hair. I sprang into action and tried to sabotage her project. Unfortunately, the bottles are surprisingly sturdy and resilient. The chemicals remained in their containers; I am no longer the only black-haired person here.

Pot Pot Pie!

My people ate most of my pot pie before they served it to me. Also, instead of giving it to me, as is the custom, they left it on the counter.

No News Is Not Good News For Panther

Guys, it has been too long. I've been at the house with the curly dogs for nearly a month. Bad stuff happened all the time, but I was unable to blog. I'm used to my Mac laptop at home, but these people had a great shiny beast of a computer. I was afraid to touch it, and the curly dogs were useless.

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Me: Hey Leilani, can you tell me how to turn this computer on? I haven't updated my blog in a while.

Leilani: Ball?

Me: No. Blog.

(Calliopi enters)

Calliopi: No ball? You at least got a stick?

Me: Stick!? I'll stick that ball so far up...

Calliopi (interupting): I KNEW there was a ball!

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You see. Useless. I promise to eat something good for you now that I'm back at home with my lappy. We'll be in touch.