Saturday, December 26, 2009

Merry Christmunch

As you can see, I'm viting the goofy curly monsters for the holidays.

[see above for curly dog]

I supervised very closely as the people made gingerbread houses.

And believe you me, I will eat it. I need to get some strategy together first for this gingerbread-heist. Does anyone have a copy of Ocean's 11 I can borrow? I know, I'll just call these guys.

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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Better luck next time :(

I got to this goodness just a *hair* too late. I really wanted to repeat my past Pop Tart glory. I'll get 'em next time. You'll see.
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Tuesday, December 22, 2009


That is what you get for being too lazy to take the bag to the dumpster.
Trash bag on porch: I eated it.
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Friday, December 18, 2009


I obscured my mom's identity because I haven't actually told my people about my online life. But, as you can see, she is pretty happy right now.
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Saturday, December 12, 2009


Cat in pine-y garland: I'd eat it.
Cat near pine-y garland: I'd eat it.

Though, to be fair, I'm so hungry I'd probably eat the blanket they're sitting on...
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Low calorie haiku

Gatorade too sweet
Eat Propel Fitness Water
I'm such a bad dog
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Breakfast Choice

Guess which two I did not get to eat.
If only I could get my paws on some gravyaccino.
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Sunday, November 15, 2009

More burn victim

The kitty is still here. He's been distracting that doofus, Spaghetti Batman, which a huge bonus for me and the rest of my posse.

But I can't always have peace and quiet. He's not so bad.

I'd eat him.
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Monday, November 9, 2009

Glad to eat it for you

Re: the baking soda
Revenge is dish best served in little plastic cups, jerks.
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Friday, November 6, 2009

Arm and Hammer and a bitter flavor

It should be of no surprise to you that my people occasionally set traps for me. Classic anti-dog behavior on their part. Stupid baking soda.
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Compassion, I guess

My people have added another critter to their charge.
This little guy was burned in a house fire and lost the rest of his family. I guess since I came from a shelter, it's ok if they look after this guy until he's big enough to be adopted. That doesn't mean have to like him though. Look at his burned little face. His whiskers were fried off!
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