June 20, 2008

Someone left some tasty food in a paper bag on my kitchen counter.  Unfortunately, I was not informed of this until several hours later.  Luckily, I was able to use my keen sense of starving to locate and dispatch the bag.

June 3, 2008

Today, I got a pink elephant. I love my pink elephant. It squeals like prey might, if they ever let me get real prey. I would not eat my elephant, however I will love it with my razor sharp teeth.

June 2, 2008

Please take note of two things. 1) I created a totally awesome mess. 2) I am about to kick that balloon's ass. There should be little doubt in your mind: I'd eat it.