Tiny Whiney, with the Assist

The cat and I worked out a new system. He likes to knock stuff down and I like to eat stuff. He hopped up on the entertainment center and batted down the plastic silverware. I waited patiently beneath him and enjoyed the spoils of his physics experiments.

Tiny Whiney: I wouldn't eat him (only because he's so useful).
Plastic silverware: I think we both know I'd eat it.