There have been no Pop-Tarts in my house for quite some time. Imagine my delight when my forage-sense picked up three boxes of the tasty pastries wander in to my house a few days ago. Imagine my further delight when, due to confusion in the grocery put-away process, all three boxes were left out on a counter.
Now, I know what you're thinking. How did I know these boxes were full of goodness? Afterall, the tarts are in sealed foil packages inside a sealed box. But, you see, I write a blog, so I can obviously read the package. How many, you might ask, tarts would I consider eating? Afterall, 3 12-packs is a LOT of tarts. You're right. I wouldn't eat all of them — brown sugar and cinnamon is a terrible flavor. That leaves 24 strawberry flavored ones.
I left one pack alone so it could go back to tell the other food of my wrath.
For those keeping track at home, that is 22 frosted strawberry Pop-Tarts — 110g fat, 814g carbohydrates, and 4400 calories.
2 comments:
ooo are we now also keeping track of how many excessive calories she eats? Does the packaging count in that count? Cause how would you measure that? and she is totally right, cinnamon is a horrible flavor. Strawberry was clearly the way to go. If we are going to do a calorie count will there also be a count of how much grocery bills is not consumed by humans?
Strawberry is not nearly as good as cinnamon...
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