Shedded Cheddar

My people left a bag of shredded cheddar on the counter. It didn't matter to me that it was empty; there were plenty of good smells and flavors in there. I ate it.

Guest Blogger: Zelda

Everyone, please give a warm welcome to guest blogger Zelda (your may remember her from a previous entry). She is a four month old Rhodesian Ridgeback. She is my neighbor and lives with a young married couple that is so cute, it makes me vomit. On to her post.

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Zelda here. I'm trying to learn the ways of the naughty dog. I am usually under such tight supervision that I can never get any real work done. I had success today, though. My mom made a pretty planter full of dirt and flowers (a perfect target for my early naughtiness experiments). Then she left me alone in the yard. Observe my success.




I definitely eated it.

Princess Cookies

My lady got princess themed cookie cutters as a gift from her brother. She and the blonde one tried them out. It was beautiful. The castle even has a door. I'd definitely eat the whole spread.

Utensils!

I always try not to be too predictable. For example, you might expect me to eat a wooden spoon. It has residual flavors and a nice chewing texture. But who would have guessed plastic fork? It is neither tasty nor pleasing to chew. I am obviously in this for sport rather than culinary pleasure. Someday I should just go nuts and eat a flashlight and the thickest textbook I can find. That'll really keep them guessing...

State Fair Munchies

A while back, my people went to the Ohio State Fair. They got carnival food like like corn dogs and funnel cake. I didn't get to go with them, but they brought me back some tasty fair food. STUFFED MONKEY!!!

Blue's Clues

Everyone loves Blue's Clues. Actually, Bun-Bun has a stupid cat brain which means she doesn't understand the TV like I do. She just loves balloon. I, on the other hand, follow many shows. Usually I get my watching in while my people are at school. I tip for everyone out there: when your remote is not where you remember leaving it, a dog was watching TV.

Back to Blue. I am constantly finding clues around the house. My people leave me clues about what they want me to eat, then I play detective to eat it. Sometimes they hide things really well, like at the back of the counter or in a sealed jar, but I always come through. They're so proud of me!

Moocho MooLatte

The blonde one was over today. She had a DQ Moo Latte. Because she is careless with her trash, I also had a Moo Latte. I even tracked it all over the kitchen. Those footprints are cute, but dirty. I chuckled as I watched the humans mop up my little mess.

A New Friend

The midget friend that helped to pick me out just got a new baby! Her name is Kimmie, but my people keep telling me her name is Kimberly Jo Johnson. We didn't get to play very much, but I decided I would not eat her.

In Which I Enjoy Thai

The man one made thai chicken curry. He wanted to impress the lady one. She like the couscous the curry was served with, but the curry was very...interesting. I, on the other hand, thought it was delicious. Due to the interesting nature of the food, one of the leftover bowls was nearly full. Very interesting indeed!

Precision Trash Munching

I got a little bit of Dairy Queen and a some tea from Panera today. As you may have guessed, I don't really like tea (this is a similar situation to my oatmeal from last time). And also like oatmeal, the mess is much more fun than the eating. I have extreme trash precision. Note the perfect thirds I divided the cup into. I'm that good.

Oatmeal Challenge

Today was the Oatmeal Challenge. I got four or five packets of instant oatmeal. I enjoyed this activity very thoroughly. Actually, no it wasn't that tasty. After the bag of sugar, this mildly sweet cinnamon was not fun to eat -- but the mess was superb. Think about how not fun it was for my people to clean up. The oats hung around for days.