Merry Christmunch

As you can see, I'm viting the goofy curly monsters for the holidays.

[see above for curly dog]

I supervised very closely as the people made gingerbread houses.

And believe you me, I will eat it. I need to get some strategy together first for this gingerbread-heist. Does anyone have a copy of Ocean's 11 I can borrow? I know, I'll just call these guys.

Better luck next time :(

I got to this goodness just a *hair* too late. I really wanted to repeat my past Pop Tart glory. I'll get 'em next time. You'll see.

Trash

That is what you get for being too lazy to take the bag to the dumpster.

Trash bag on porch: I eated it.

Family

I obscured my mom's identity because I haven't actually told my people about my online life. But, as you can see, she is pretty happy right now.

Garlandelicious

Cat in pine-y garland: I'd eat it.

Cat near pine-y garland: I'd eat it.

Though, to be fair, I'm so hungry I'd probably eat the blanket they're sitting on...

Low calorie haiku

Gatorade too sweet

Eat Propel Fitness Water

I'm such a bad dog

Breakfast Choice

Guess which two I did not get to eat.

If only I could get my paws on some gravyaccino.