More burn victim

The kitty is still here. He's been distracting that doofus, Spaghetti Batman, which a huge bonus for me and the rest of my posse.

But I can't always have peace and quiet. He's not so bad.

I'd eat him.

Glad to eat it for you

Re: the baking soda

Revenge is dish best served in little plastic cups, jerks.

Arm and Hammer and a bitter flavor

It should be of no surprise to you that my people occasionally set traps for me. Classic anti-dog behavior on their part. Stupid baking soda.

Jimmy Johns is my middle name

I so ate it.