Fluffff

So kind of the stinky man to share his treats with me.

Marshmellow fluff: I'd eat it.

So glad Mom is back

Single serving lemonde packets: I'd eat it.

In which I am mistreated

I have had very little naughtiness in the past few weeks. Mom abandoned me and left we the stinky man. He obviously has no idea what the protocol for feeding me is; there were no treats on the counter for two weeks! I was wasting away. When Mom finally returned, she even said I looked "skinnier". Skinnier? OUTRAGEOUS! I looked sickly, gaunt, and very scrawny. I can't believe she didn't punish him for neglecting my needs so. But, all was not lost....

Due to their extreme laziness, Mom and the stinky man brought home Chinese food. With the return of Mom came the return of Mom's caring nature. She left the fortune cookies on the counter just like she knows she is supposed to.

Notice that I took care to unwrap the treat. Further notice that I ate the fortune.