Haha

Stupid cat.

Gummi Worms

Num. I has a worm. Several in fact. In belly.

Trash and Tragedy

It was supposed to be epic. They emptied the garbage and left the full bag on the floor in the kitchen: JACK...wait for it.....POT.

I started off with a little bit of shredded cheese bag.

Then I made a serious error. In my hurry to enjoy the rest of the bag's contents, I edged it over the threshold to the basement stairs. Look at the bag mocking my pain.

I wish I had the courage to go to the basement, but I'm too afwaid of that place.

Spaghetti Batman

My people got a stupid new kitty. His name is Spaghetti Batman. He is stupid. I was napping peacfully when his smallness hopped up and ruined my couch. Stupid Spaghetti Batman.

At least he is ruining Tiny Whiney's couch, too.

Creation Museum

So, apparently there are people who think this Noah's Ark thing actually happened. First of all, I'm a dog and even I realize that is redonkulous. Secondly, if it were real, this photo that my people took at the creation museum in Kentucky shows you exactly why I want my next vacation to be on a big boat full of animals.

Oil Fail

My people made popcorn. I think it was supposed to be for me, but they didn't give me any. It's ok though, I got some popcorn for myself. Mine wasn't cooked though, so I had to eat it raw with the oil on the side. And by on the side, I mean on the rug.