Bacon Waffle

Holy crap. I am so mad at my people. Not only did they go on vacation without me, but Mr. Caregiver had a bacon filled waffle. Waffle with bacon built right in. Bacon on top of waffle.

I'd eat it. I might also eat the ghouls that decided not to take me with them to the land of meatpastry.

Kitties

I know I'd eat them, but it is difficult to catch them when they're vulnerable; they always use the buddy system.

Why did I do this?

It doesn't even taste like anything. I can't explain some of my actions.

Blueberry is good muffin

My people made some extraordinary blueberry muffins. The smelled so moist and wonderful. Then the foolish humans all went upstairs so I could have my way with the treats. For some reason, just as I was getting started, one of them yelled, "THE MUFFINS! NNOOOOOOO!!!!" The pitiful human then spent about 20 minutes trying to salvage some that I hadn't eaten.