Saturday, December 26, 2009

Merry Christmunch

As you can see, I'm viting the goofy curly monsters for the holidays.

[see above for curly dog]

I supervised very closely as the people made gingerbread houses.

And believe you me, I will eat it. I need to get some strategy together first for this gingerbread-heist. Does anyone have a copy of Ocean's 11 I can borrow? I know, I'll just call these guys.

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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Better luck next time :(


I got to this goodness just a *hair* too late. I really wanted to repeat my past Pop Tart glory. I'll get 'em next time. You'll see.
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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Trash

That is what you get for being too lazy to take the bag to the dumpster.
Trash bag on porch: I eated it.
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Friday, December 18, 2009

Family


I obscured my mom's identity because I haven't actually told my people about my online life. But, as you can see, she is pretty happy right now.
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Saturday, December 12, 2009

Garlandelicious


Cat in pine-y garland: I'd eat it.
Cat near pine-y garland: I'd eat it.

Though, to be fair, I'm so hungry I'd probably eat the blanket they're sitting on...
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Low calorie haiku


Gatorade too sweet
Eat Propel Fitness Water
I'm such a bad dog
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Breakfast Choice


Guess which two I did not get to eat.
If only I could get my paws on some gravyaccino.
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Sunday, November 15, 2009

More burn victim



The kitty is still here. He's been distracting that doofus, Spaghetti Batman, which a huge bonus for me and the rest of my posse.

But I can't always have peace and quiet. He's not so bad.



I'd eat him.
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Monday, November 9, 2009

Glad to eat it for you


Re: the baking soda
Revenge is dish best served in little plastic cups, jerks.
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Friday, November 6, 2009

Arm and Hammer and a bitter flavor


It should be of no surprise to you that my people occasionally set traps for me. Classic anti-dog behavior on their part. Stupid baking soda.
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Compassion, I guess


My people have added another critter to their charge.
This little guy was burned in a house fire and lost the rest of his family. I guess since I came from a shelter, it's ok if they look after this guy until he's big enough to be adopted. That doesn't mean have to like him though. Look at his burned little face. His whiskers were fried off!
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Saturday, September 26, 2009

Fluffff

So kind of the stinky man to share his treats with me.

Marshmellow fluff: I'd eat it.
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Monday, September 21, 2009

So glad Mom is back


Single serving lemonde packets: I'd eat it.
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Sunday, September 20, 2009

In which I am mistreated

I have had very little naughtiness in the past few weeks. Mom abandoned me and left we the stinky man. He obviously has no idea what the protocol for feeding me is; there were no treats on the counter for two weeks! I was wasting away. When Mom finally returned, she even said I looked "skinnier". Skinnier? OUTRAGEOUS! I looked sickly, gaunt, and very scrawny. I can't believe she didn't punish him for neglecting my needs so. But, all was not lost....

Due to their extreme laziness, Mom and the stinky man brought home Chinese food. With the return of Mom came the return of Mom's caring nature. She left the fortune cookies on the counter just like she knows she is supposed to.

Notice that I took care to unwrap the treat. Further notice that I ate the fortune.
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Monday, August 24, 2009

Gummi Worms


Num. I has a worm. Several in fact. In belly.
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Friday, August 21, 2009

Trash and Tragedy

It was supposed to be epic. They emptied the garbage and left the full bag on the floor in the kitchen: JACK...wait for it.....POT.
I started off with a little bit of shredded cheese bag.

Then I made a serious error. In my hurry to enjoy the rest of the bag's contents, I edged it over the threshold to the basement stairs. Look at the bag mocking my pain.
I wish I had the courage to go to the basement, but I'm too afwaid of that place.
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Monday, August 17, 2009

Spaghetti Batman

My people got a stupid new kitty. His name is Spaghetti Batman. He is stupid. I was napping peacfully when his smallness hopped up and ruined my couch. Stupid Spaghetti Batman.

At least he is ruining Tiny Whiney's couch, too.
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Saturday, August 15, 2009

Creation Museum


So, apparently there are people who think this Noah's Ark thing actually happened. First of all, I'm a dog and even I realize that is redonkulous. Secondly, if it were real, this photo that my people took at the creation museum in Kentucky shows you exactly why I want my next vacation to be on a big boat full of animals.
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Oil Fail



My people made popcorn. I think it was supposed to be for me, but they didn't give me any. It's ok though, I got some popcorn for myself. Mine wasn't cooked though, so I had to eat it raw with the oil on the side. And by on the side, I mean on the rug.
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

More like Tasty Horton's


The lady person brought donuts for her peers in vet school. I decided that I would get to keep the leftovers for myself. I am peerless in my love of donuts.
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