Sunday, October 19, 2008

Country Time!

I have had mixed success with sweet powders. Sugar was not fun. Powdered sugar was ok. Splenda was a seriously good time. I decided to try the magical lemon sugar this time. It attracted me because it has 40% less sugar than leading sodas. Also because it was the giant 5 lb size.

Turns out, it is more fun to spread around and play with than to eat. Please note my guilty footprints visible in the mess.





And because carpet is so much more fun to get dirty than till or wood, I had to extend the celebration to the living room.

Monday, October 13, 2008

I <3 Pizza


I did not actually get any pizza, just the box. Empty boxes have plenty of flavor.

I love pizza box.

Not Food


I can't believe they duped me into eating crayons. They left the box on a TV tray, so how was I to know it was not full of Pop-Tarts or Chipotle or something? I'd do it again, but only to make a mess. I would not eat it.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Cereal Is My New Favorite


I think I might have broken my family's spirit this morning.  A few days ago I ate about a thousand Pop-Tarts.  That sweet breakfasty goodness got to me.  I was left wanting more.  Fortunately, I made a new discovery in the kitchen.  Somehow, I had never noticed a whole display of breakfast cereal.  It was a tough decision, but I went with the Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  I have to tell you, it was great.  You should really try some.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

How many Pop-Tarts!?!

There have been no Pop-Tarts in my house for quite some time.  Imagine my delight when my forage-sense picked up three boxes of the tasty pastries wander in to my house a few days ago.  Imagine my further delight when, due to confusion in the grocery put-away process, all three boxes were left out on a counter.

Now, I know what you're thinking.  How did I know these boxes were full of goodness?  Afterall, the tarts are in sealed foil packages inside a sealed box.  But, you see, I write a blog, so I can obviously read the package.  How many, you might ask, tarts would I consider eating?  Afterall, 3 12-packs is a LOT of tarts.  You're right.  I wouldn't eat all of them — brown sugar and cinnamon is a terrible flavor.  That leaves 24 strawberry flavored ones.




I left one pack alone so it could go back to tell the other food of my wrath.


For those keeping track at home, that is 22 frosted strawberry Pop-Tarts — 110g fat, 814g carbohydrates, and 4400 calories.