Splenda

Yeah. I ate Splenda. It is way better than sugar. Don't worry — I checked to see if I could get Splenda toxicity first. I'm fine.

I would eat it again.

Cedar Point

I think it is a good think I decided to stay home while my peeps went to Cedar Point.  I would have dismembered this tool before you could say "retarded outfit."

I would so eat him.

Viqueens

Some lady has been sleeping over here for the past several days.  I think the female person I live with is related to the lady because the female person has seemed a bit on edge lately.

Those two left for Wisconsin yesterday.  Before they left, they told me that I should wear green and gold Monday night.  I'm not really sure how to go about this, but I'd love to help.

I will eat a Viking.

My Sis Got Pearls

How pretty my little Ginger is! Yesterday my people came back from their outing with little pink pearls for my little sister. I am jealous, but I'm afraid I'm a bit too rough for pearls. I do pretty well with my pretty purple collar.

Empty Bag

The blonde one came over with Chipotle. She shared the usual token bits of food, but the real fun came from the bag. It was full of magical smells! Then someone dropped a few kibbles in there. Quite a fun game indeed. I'd eat anything from that bag.

Powdered Sugar Party

I was left unattended yesterday. My mom was playing with Zelda and Zelda's mom; my dad was with the blonde one at the grocery store. I was in the powdered sugar. It was left in a sealed jar on the counter, but I am too clever for screw-top lids. I do enjoy sugar. But I can tolerate only so much (as you may remember). I learned from my mistakes and tasted only the appropriate amount.