February 24, 2008

It is almost my boy's birthday, so I thought I'd give him a break;
instead of rooting through the garbage (which, suspiciously, has been
emptied almost every night lately), I decide to snap up some Lean
Treats. Unfortunately, the reason the bag was accessible is because
they'd already giving me the last livery treat. As you can, this did
not hamper my enjoyment of the bag.

February 20, 2008

I have recently determined that things magnetted to the refrigerator
are fair game for hunting. The tasty crackers never stood a chance.

February 19, 2008

I did not get into anything naughty today, so I thought of a new game to play. It's called would I eat it.

Today: Bun-Bun the cat.

Verdict: I'd eat it.

February 17, 2008

Last night, the people had some girl over.  I've noticed that when she comes, they usually think outside the bun.  I think they set a trap for me by leaving the salsa on the counter.  Not cool guys.  Pan-Pan will have her revenge.

February 15, 2008

This was just your typical trash raid.  Note for those whom I haven't entertained at my domicile: this is not the room the humans keep the garbage can in; I painstakingly carried this debris to the living room.

February 14, 2008

I'm sorry that I have again delayed in updating you about the fun things I ate.  I thought it would be fun to eat by colors.  First, I thought I would try some egg shells.  I enjoyed their egginess.  Next was pretzel salt.  It seemed like such a good idea, but it turned out too salty.  Too, too salty.

February 5, 2008

They opened a new box of cereal. I enjoyed what they didn't. It may have had a big yellow flavor.

January 31, 2008

I must apologize for my delay in posting my latest exploit.  I have had the runs.  I suspect it has nothing at all to do with anything I ate.

At the end of last month, I made a big score.  The male ape that lives with me has been coughing.  In his weakened state, he left his cough drops unattended on his desk.  My mouth still feels like a cool breeze.