Haha

Stupid cat.

Gummi Worms

Num. I has a worm. Several in fact. In belly.

Trash and Tragedy

It was supposed to be epic. They emptied the garbage and left the full bag on the floor in the kitchen: JACK...wait for it.....POT.

I started off with a little bit of shredded cheese bag.

Then I made a serious error. In my hurry to enjoy the rest of the bag's contents, I edged it over the threshold to the basement stairs. Look at the bag mocking my pain.

I wish I had the courage to go to the basement, but I'm too afwaid of that place.

Spaghetti Batman

My people got a stupid new kitty. His name is Spaghetti Batman. He is stupid. I was napping peacfully when his smallness hopped up and ruined my couch. Stupid Spaghetti Batman.

At least he is ruining Tiny Whiney's couch, too.

Creation Museum

So, apparently there are people who think this Noah's Ark thing actually happened. First of all, I'm a dog and even I realize that is redonkulous. Secondly, if it were real, this photo that my people took at the creation museum in Kentucky shows you exactly why I want my next vacation to be on a big boat full of animals.

Oil Fail

My people made popcorn. I think it was supposed to be for me, but they didn't give me any. It's ok though, I got some popcorn for myself. Mine wasn't cooked though, so I had to eat it raw with the oil on the side. And by on the side, I mean on the rug.

More like Tasty Horton's

The lady person brought donuts for her peers in vet school. I decided that I would get to keep the leftovers for myself. I am peerless in my love of donuts.

The Bisquick Lick

Very tasty is the Bisquick.

Also, look at how pretty and shiny my coat is. I think my regular diet of garbage helps.

Happy Birthday to Me

I snapped this picture just a day or after I came home from the shelter.

I was adopted two years ago today. I am pretty sure that I was born exactly two years before that, so that makes me four years old. I've given it some thought, and I have decided to trade in my youth for wisdom. Expect profoundly thoughtful and sensible behavior from me in the future.

Allergies

Look at poor Tiny Whiney's foot. I think he met a bee. Ha ha.

Tompkins-Adams

This is my buddy Tompkins-Adams. He is a much better doggy than I. My people rounded him up from the mean streets, then after a few days of trying to find his family, brought him to the shelter. Last I heard, the shelter said he was a very good boy and would be on the adoption floor until someone brought him home. I hope he's in a happy home now.

Baking Drawer

They left open the drawer the keep all their baking stuff (see the top of the first picture). Cookie mix, abundand coconuts, and all manner of delicious candy were mine for the taking. Score!