Guest Blogger: All the Bad Dogs in My Extended Dog Family

I have been on a bit of a naughtiness hiatus. Been trying to clean up my act and my people have been getting much more responsible with their garbage. Fortunately for you, good reader, I had the pleasure/misfortune of spending a few days in a house with eight dogs. This was not a kennel -- this was a real house. I tried to keep to myself, remaining in my peoples' room, but the New Orleans dogs and the Oxford dogs got into a bit of trouble. Disasters occurred too frequently to capture all on film, but here is a representative mess. I only discovered it well into the cleanup stages. It used to be a box of kleenex.

The Left Me Along Again

They had a grand Festivus dinner and I had a party.

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Tiny Whiney, with the Assist

The cat and I worked out a new system. He likes to knock stuff down and I like to eat stuff. He hopped up on the entertainment center and batted down the plastic silverware. I waited patiently beneath him and enjoyed the spoils of his physics experiments.

Tiny Whiney: I wouldn't eat him (only because he's so useful).
Plastic silverware: I think we both know I'd eat it.

Hamster Foodz

Did you know that dogs can't digest seeds? Turns out what goes in looks the same coming out. Enjoy the view, loyal readers.
Hamster seeds: I'd eat it.

An Old Friend

I revisited my old dragon toy this weekend. I had already desqueaked it and mostly defluffed it, but I still had a good munch.
I'd eat and re-eat it.

Zelda's mom is generous

Zelda's mom is the Starbucks queen, and today, she made me her princess.

Cup of Nothing

I love pink cup. It had no flavrs, but it was well worth it.

I'd eat it.

Kraft cheese is swell

Num-nums in the department of parmesan today. Also, check out my sweet kennel. I store all my favorite things in there.

Country Time!

I have had mixed success with sweet powders. Sugar was not fun. Powdered sugar was ok. Splenda was a seriously good time. I decided to try the magical lemon sugar this time. It attracted me because it has 40% less sugar than leading sodas. Also because it was the giant 5 lb size.

Turns out, it is more fun to spread around and play with than to eat. Please note my guilty footprints visible in the mess.





And because carpet is so much more fun to get dirty than till or wood, I had to extend the celebration to the living room.

I <3 Pizza

I did not actually get any pizza, just the box. Empty boxes have plenty of flavor.

I love pizza box.

Not Food

I can't believe they duped me into eating crayons. They left the box on a TV tray, so how was I to know it was not full of Pop-Tarts or Chipotle or something? I'd do it again, but only to make a mess. I would not eat it.

Cereal Is My New Favorite

I think I might have broken my family's spirit this morning.  A few days ago I ate about a thousand Pop-Tarts.  That sweet breakfasty goodness got to me.  I was left wanting more.  Fortunately, I made a new discovery in the kitchen.  Somehow, I had never noticed a whole display of breakfast cereal.  It was a tough decision, but I went with the Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  I have to tell you, it was great.  You should really try some.