July 17, 2008

I really wanted some peanut butter, but couldn't find any around the house.  I talked to my man and he said that he could get me some only if I promised to post about it.  I had to think about this for bit – I usually only tell you about things I forage from around house; this was new territory.  But what the hell.  I would do literally anything for peanut butter.

I love peanut butter.  And I love you.

July 16, 2008

At last some snacks! Never mind that they are gerbil treats. It was still quite tasty. Mmmmm....seeds...

July 15, 2008

I have been a remarkably good girl for the last couple days.  I am never a good girl on purpose, so my goodness must have something to do with how diligent my people have been in cleaning up after themselves.  I decided to go searching around the internets for things I would eat.  I found this picture while searching for "innocent succulent bunnies."  Lo and behold, I found my friend Bun-Bun the cat fraternizing with my prey.  She and I are going to have a serious conversation about where her loyalties lie.

July 11, 2008

Happy belated birthday to me! I've been with these messy jokers for over a year. This is one of my very first self-portraits, taken on July 1, 2007, just a day or two after I found my forever family. I wish you could have been there; it was a fun photo shoot. Please note my crazy eyes.

July 9, 2008

I got a new neighbor a few days ago.

She takes care of two people (which is impressive because she's quite young). I think we could be friends. I'll snuggle her. Then I'll eat her.

Nom nom nom.

July 8, 2008

Yeah... That's my bad.

June 20, 2008

Someone left some tasty food in a paper bag on my kitchen counter.  Unfortunately, I was not informed of this until several hours later.  Luckily, I was able to use my keen sense of starving to locate and dispatch the bag.

June 3, 2008

Today, I got a pink elephant. I love my pink elephant. It squeals like prey might, if they ever let me get real prey. I would not eat my elephant, however I will love it with my razor sharp teeth.

June 2, 2008

Please take note of two things. 1) I created a totally awesome mess. 2) I am about to kick that balloon's ass. There should be little doubt in your mind: I'd eat it.

May 27, 2008

I'd eat it. Me gustan los infant-burritos.

May 17, 2008

 

 

Today, my Hillary had a bunch of lady people over.  There was much fuss over one of them who was wearing a sissy little crown.  She wouldn't last five minutes at my park.  The girls did some simply ridiculous things.  They seemed to lack even a basic understanding of what a pooper-scooper is for and how clicker training is supposed to work.

The upside is that some one brought a cake depicting a pleasant puppy picnic.  I'd eat it.

May 10, 2008

If they buy it for me, I can do with it what I please, right?  Ripping its head off was the best part.

Panther: 1, Dachshund shaped bunny: 0

Till we meet again.