Merry Christmunch

As you can see, I'm viting the goofy curly monsters for the holidays.

[see above for curly dog]

I supervised very closely as the people made gingerbread houses.

And believe you me, I will eat it. I need to get some strategy together first for this gingerbread-heist. Does anyone have a copy of Ocean's 11 I can borrow? I know, I'll just call these guys.

Better luck next time :(

I got to this goodness just a *hair* too late. I really wanted to repeat my past Pop Tart glory. I'll get 'em next time. You'll see.

Trash

That is what you get for being too lazy to take the bag to the dumpster.

Trash bag on porch: I eated it.

Family

I obscured my mom's identity because I haven't actually told my people about my online life. But, as you can see, she is pretty happy right now.

Garlandelicious

Cat in pine-y garland: I'd eat it.

Cat near pine-y garland: I'd eat it.

Though, to be fair, I'm so hungry I'd probably eat the blanket they're sitting on...

Low calorie haiku

Gatorade too sweet

Eat Propel Fitness Water

I'm such a bad dog

Breakfast Choice

Guess which two I did not get to eat.

If only I could get my paws on some gravyaccino.

More burn victim

The kitty is still here. He's been distracting that doofus, Spaghetti Batman, which a huge bonus for me and the rest of my posse.

But I can't always have peace and quiet. He's not so bad.

I'd eat him.

Glad to eat it for you

Re: the baking soda

Revenge is dish best served in little plastic cups, jerks.

Arm and Hammer and a bitter flavor

It should be of no surprise to you that my people occasionally set traps for me. Classic anti-dog behavior on their part. Stupid baking soda.

Jimmy Johns is my middle name

I so ate it.

Compassion, I guess

My people have added another critter to their charge.

This little guy was burned in a house fire and lost the rest of his family. I guess since I came from a shelter, it's ok if they look after this guy until he's big enough to be adopted. That doesn't mean have to like him though. Look at his burned little face. His whiskers were fried off!